Good Lord!!!
You probably are very proud of this game, and you have every right in the world to be! This game is so incredible in so many ways. The graphics, for one, are some of the best I've ever seen. The controls are so simple, yet they do every thing you need them to do. The sound effects are great, the only reason i didn't give them a 10, (i wish i could have given them a 9 ½) was because i think it would have been cooler if the guys screamed while getting chain-sawed. Or if maybe there was the appropriate sound effect for different office equipment being destroyed. For example having like, a few electric spark sounds while sawing the copier, or some water gurgling sounds for the cooler. I don’t know, it’s just a suggestion. The first level is so great, The only objective is to have some fun, kick some ass, and saw some office furniture in half. I don't work in an office so I don't know, but I bet a ton of people get a major stress release from destroying the copier, the bar graph chart, and the boss. The shoot out level is so well done too. I love how you need to find the right time to strike for each of the weapons, or you'll get your skull blown to pieces. I couldn’t pass the guy with the automatic rifle (The guy after the shotgun guy, I don’t know guns, so all you NRA freaks calm down if I called the gun the wrong name. Me not know it’s name won’t take away your right to run around with more guns than the Keanu Reeves in The Matrix) but damn it! I will if it takes me all Goddamn night!
To sum it all up, “This is one Fantastic Game“, anyone who would vote a low score on this, is really just jealous that they can’t do stuff like this. Or they are just some loser little 11 year old, who voted low because there weren’t any naked girls in the game, since that’s the closest any of them will come to seeing nudity in their pathetic little lives. Please don’t let a few asshole deter you from making more games, your stuff truly rocks!